THE MARINE

definitive John Cena movie review

Transcription:

John Cena – The Marine Homework assignment:

  • How many times does somebody (inc. Cena) break through something (glass, table, wall, etc.) – 7
  • How many explosions are there – 12
  • How many people die (remember one of the cops at the gas station doesn’t die) – 21

I instructed some kids to take notes while watching “The Marine” and this is the result.  Check the post-script:

Okay cop that survived is Efren

This has been my official review for “The Marine

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to THE MARINE

  1. KP Miller says:

    Those stats are also the reason that movie kicks complete and total ass. Brings me back to the glory days of the 80s action film.

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/967/marine-the/

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s