- Me: You were the recipient of a “drunk-text”
- Her: i dun think “hay” counts as a drunk txt…
- Me: “Hey” didn’t pass inspection? Please tell me what does so I can tailor all future drunk-texts to your specifications.
- Her: drunk txts r usually out of line, and/or dramatic…
- Me: Okay so we’re not agreeing on context here? I always thought being drunk was the only requisite! When sober I barely follow lines. Can you give me an example?
- (5 minutes pass)
- Me: BTDubs the words in my head that make it to your phone aren’t supposed to sound “dickish” I really want an example! If you’re gonna be a lawyer..
- Her: huh? im wotchn a movie, call ya after!
- Me: Oh well I win