February 21st, 2009

  • Me: You were the recipient of a “drunk-text”
  • Her: i dun think “hay” counts as a drunk txt…
  • Me: “Hey” didn’t pass inspection? Please tell me what does so I can tailor all future drunk-texts to your specifications.
  • Her: drunk txts r usually out of line, and/or dramatic…
  • Me: Okay so we’re not agreeing on context here? I always thought being drunk was the only requisite! When sober I barely follow lines. Can you give me an example?
  • (5 minutes pass)
  • Me: BTDubs the words in my head that make it to your phone aren’t supposed to sound “dickish” I really want an example! If you’re gonna be a lawyer..
  • Her: huh? im wotchn a movie, call ya after!
  • Me: Oh well I win
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